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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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