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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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A paradigm.

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