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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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