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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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