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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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