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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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