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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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