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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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