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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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