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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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