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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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