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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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