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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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