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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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