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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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A tripod.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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