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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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