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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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