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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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