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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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