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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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