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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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