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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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