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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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