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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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