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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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