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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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