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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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