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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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