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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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