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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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