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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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