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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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