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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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