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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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