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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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