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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988