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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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