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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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