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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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