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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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