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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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A tripod.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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