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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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