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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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