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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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