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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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