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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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