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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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