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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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