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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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