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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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