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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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