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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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