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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Akiva Lane
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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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