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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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