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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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