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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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