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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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