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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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