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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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