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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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