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What is this?

B4 before B4.

2015

Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

2746

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331

Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

2098

What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

3048

Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

2119

Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

3041

Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

798

Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

998

How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

1948

What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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