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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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