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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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