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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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