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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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