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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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