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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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ChatGPT
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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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