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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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