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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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