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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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