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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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