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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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