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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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