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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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