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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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