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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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