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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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