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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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