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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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