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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945
Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

1971
Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

1980