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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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