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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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