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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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