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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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