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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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