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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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