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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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