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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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