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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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