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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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