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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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