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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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