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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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