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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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