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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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