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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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