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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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