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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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