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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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