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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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