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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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