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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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