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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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