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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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