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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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