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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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